I’m in a foul mood – yes it’s coming up to that special time of the month. So in honour of my hormones taking me hostage, I’m making a list of the things that shit me, in the hope that it will be a cathartic release that will restore calm and serenity to thy soul.

Nosy people who ask things they have no business asking – enough with the questions please!
People who make a joke out of something to inadvertently have a go at you about something.
Anal retentive people who get uptight over menial things – get some perspective about what is really important.
People who talk back at the TV – it can’t hear you!
Having my shoes re-heeled, only to have the heels fall off again in just 3 weeks time
Ego maniac power trippers who need to disempower others to make themselves feel important – please, this is so boring.
People who don’t use deodorant and catch the train in peak hour – $4.95 from Coles
Snooty women in Toorak who expect me to make room for them on the tiny desk in Australia Post – just because you have bigger hair than me, doesn’t give you the right to push in front of me.
Standing in long lines in Australia Post – do you not know who I am?!?
The fruit and vegetables at Coles Prahran – actually Coles Prahran full stop – let me introduce you to a mop – you put it in a bucket of hot soapy water and use it to clean the floor.
Bank fees – $35 fee when you overdraw your cheque account by $20.
Internet connections that drop out.
Sales assistants who stalk me and try to engage me in meaningless conversation by asking me about the weather – fuck off and leave me alone whilst I’m shopping!