WHEN THE UNIVERSE THROWS YOU MERDE…
The universe has a bitchy sense of humour. She also has some pretty exceptional comic timing. This is a story of the universe’s nasty streak. Advice nugget: Never get cocky. Always be confident. But crossing this line seems to make the bitchy universe act like she’s on universe sized PMS.
REWIND: OFFICE POLITICS AND OTHER REASONS TO QUIT YOUR JOB
Here are 5 reasons you should quit your job and hit Seek quicker than Kim Kardashian leaving a marriage … including when you’re bored beyond belief and the people around you make you want to call OOO to perform emergency CPR on your soul.
REWIND: IS YOUR INBOX STRANGLING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU?
Gaynor Alder is desperately seeking serenity over her inbox. It’s been strangling her with its incessant requests and suffocating her with its relentless demands. She’s driven by a crazy compulsion to answer every single message as it constantly cries out for attention. “Na, na, na, na, na”, it taunts her, “you’re never going to get to the end of all these messages. An empty inbox? Yeah, right. Good luck with that.”
TOP 5 TIPS TO BALANCE YOUR HORMONES
Health Expert, Bridget Jane discusses how those marvelous little things called hormones affect, influence and determine our mood, appetite, confidence, energy levels, body composition, motivation and metabolism; and reveals how to beat them at their own game.
MOVING HOUSE. F*%K.
With all those bags to push, why does this bitch look so happy? Oh, why, yes of course, due to her devastatingly good looks, the concierge is about to rush over and alleviate her plight {sound familiar Samantha Brick?} and someone has stretched her legs to kingdom come in Photoshop.
POPULAR POSTS: AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHERS
Mothers everywhere, please let it be known – I’m in awe of you. Do tell me, how do you do it? I’ve been working full time this week and my niece is over from Perth with my parents – and I wonder to myself, how the feck does any woman do this motherhood malarkey?
POPULAR POSTS: HOW TO OVERCOME POWER TRIPPERS IN THE WORKPLACE
We’ve all worked with people who get an erection whilst wielding their over inflated sense of self importance over others, just because they have a title. Otherwise referred to as a wanker …
WHY WE NEED TO TAKE CONTROL OF FEAR BEFORE IT TAKES CONTROL OF US
Fear. That insidious monster that ever so effectively controls our lives. Prevents us from reaching for all that we deserve, bullying us into submission and quashing all of our dreams. Limiting us. Holding us back. Shutting us down. In our minds we tell ourselves that can apply for that new job, open our hearts to [...]
WHY WE CAN’T DO IT ALL ON OUR OWN. REALLY WE CAN’T.
People say I’m strong, but let it be known that I do fall in a heap sometimes (because I’m honest like that). Just when everything seems peachy keen and life is going swimmingly well, I’ll take on too much. Keep things too close to my chest. Drink too much. Smoke far too many cigarettes than [...]
DO YOU FIND IT HARD TO LIVE IN THE PRESENT?
I was lucky enough to share an uncharacteristic sunny Melbourne day in the depths of winter, with my beautiful friends on their back deck. Whilst soaking up every ray of sunshine and delightfully sipping on a chilled glass of sauvignon blanc, I found myself lamenting on their intrinsic ability to be completely in the moment. [...]
LADIES, WHAT SABOTAGES YOUR WEIGHT LOSS QUEST?
I’m like a 4 year old with a dummy – even though I know I don’t need it any more, it may take a little while for it be to cajoled away from me. But once I realise, really realise that I am free of these fears, I’ll be able to spit it out in disgust, because I’m all grown up now.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS RUNNING ON EMPTY?
Sleep has become my number one fantasy and I lust for it like a porn addict does double d cleavage. I snatch sleep in my relentless schedule whenever I can, collapsing into bed, and caressing my sheets and pillow like I’m being reunited with a long lost lover. Oh Tontine, I do love thee so. Please let me stay here in your arms a little longer.
KICKING ANXIETY TO THE KERB: HOW TO LIVE IN THE PRESENT WHILST WORKING TOWARDS CHANGE
Oh, serenity, my long lost friend, you’ve turned up at last. Not only have you knocked on my door, begging to come in from the rain, take your coat off and put your feet up on the couch with a cup of tea and a nice warm jumper, you’ve come with wisdom and insights. Well, yes, do come right in. I’ll even get you a pair of nice warm socks, and, oh, how do you take your tea? White with one?
3 WAYS TO SIMPLIFY YOUR LIFE
Why being a corporate whore, excessive commitments and draining friendships need to go, in order to simplify your life, and, oh, make way for Chanel handbags to miraculously enter your life.
EASTER EXCESS? MAKE MODERATION YOUR MANTRA FOR MAY
If it’s annoying me or preventing me from approaching my days with ease, then it’s being scrutinised like a princess about to walk down the aisle and thrown out like a guest wearing white at a royal wedding.
