MADAM HOLIDAY: DESTINATION PERTH
I’m tired. Worn out. Exhausted. I sit at the keyboard to type and my mind fails to respond. I look at my calendar with resentment. I can’t bare to schedule another appointment. My inbox makes me feel sick. Yes folks, it’s that time of year. Time for a holiday.
ARE YOU A DISORGANISED PROCRASTINATOR?
I am not usually disorganised, nor do I procrastinate. Okay, okay, if you’re ready to come clean, then so am I. So, let me rephrase that. It’s true I’m not usually disorganised, but I do procrastinate. Never at work (I’m one of those super efficient anally retentive nerdy types who gets a thrill out of [...]
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY VALIUM? GOING TO THE CHAPEL
I should have stopped there and then with the self depreciating humour to overcompensate for her lack of warmth, but it was the only buffer I had left, for the feeling of humiliation every time I had to run back out into the shop from the change room half dressed, and say in front of all her customers, “no, this one is too small too”.
10 TIPS FOR DECLUTTERING A SPACE
I am one of those freaks who gets an undeniable thrill from cleaning out cupboards, throwing out old things and reorganising spaces. Which is why I get anxious every time I go into the bathroom I am currently sharing with my friend. Not only is there not enough room to swing a cat, nor adequate [...]
THE INTERNET IS MY CRACK
Today, I awoke feeling delirious with hot sweats. I walked around the house in circles and paced the bedroom so much, that I burned a hole in the carpet. I didn’t know what to do with my hands, nor with myself, because last night my pre paid internet connection ran out of credit, which should [...]
MAJOR MELTDOWN – I JUST DELETED MY BOOK
There I was happily typing away on my book in Storymill, when I decided to tidy up the folders down the side. However, I forgot that Storymill has a major glitch when it comes to managing the views, in that it deletes a different file than you select. Yes, you guessed it, with one click [...]
GUEST POST: AVOID DIFFICULT PEOPLE
The following post is from Kat Bourgeois, author of “What Could You Possibly Be Thinking?!! How ordinary people answered your questions about love, dating, and relationships”. Kat also writes a blog that is a comprehensive week-by week guide to reinventing your life. “We spend far too much time trying to appease, befriend, understand, or otherwise [...]
ARE YOU A FACEBOOK WHORE?
FACEBOOK CODE OF CONDUCT 2.0 @ There are certain things that should never be updated on one’s status – this includes your every bowel moment and that you’re eating toast for breakfast. @ Do not post and tag less than fabulous photos of your friends. You’ll soon rub them the wrong way when you always [...]
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY VALIUM?
Yesterday, I experienced a complete meltdown after I accidentally deleted my Facebook page! A sickening feeling engulfed me, as I realised I’d hit the wrong button and wiped my page – it felt like someone had cut off my right arm (separation anxiety at its worst). How could it be gone? Surely Facebook keeps a [...]
