LEARNING HOW TO FALL IN LOVE AGAIN

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For the past few years I’ve been a coquettish minx of the night, kicking men out of my bed with my Dolce and Gabanna heels and avoiding commitment like someone had just asked me to chew off my own toe nails.

REWIND: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS – CAN YOU REALLY PULL OFF CASUAL SEX?

I have the act of casual sex down to an art form. I can do the mercy shag with a friend, have one night stands and even repeat sex with the same person, without getting emotionally attached. How do I do it?

REWIND: ARE YOU A RELATIONSHIP SLUT?

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In essence, taking time out between relationships will help you to grow as a person, attract better people and make better choices in relationships. So stop hopping from one bad man to the next, because the only baggage you want to be carrying is Louis Vuitton.

POLL: IS IT A DEAL BREAKER IF HE WON’T GO “DOWN TOWN”?

Yes, we here at The Modern Woman’s Survival Guide want to know how important it is for a guy to go down town on, what shall we say, ahem, your lady bits.

BYRON BAY: THE UNCUT VERSION

I have casual sex down to a fine art. The name of the game is to avoid the over production of oxytocin, a chemical produced when two people have sex which makes them feel bonded to each other in the name of procreation of the human species. Not wanting to get involved in a menage a trois with genetics, I rely on minimal affection coupled with …

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS – CAN YOU REALLY PULL OFF CASUAL SEX?

The laws of nature dictate that when one sleeps with a member of the opposite sex long enough, they will get emotionally attached. This ladies, is what makes the convenience of having a regular “FB” (and no, I’m not talking about Facebook) virtually impossible.

IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE

In my 33rd year, I’ve not only come to appreciate the male anatomy more, I realise that I am in fact a bit of a snob. They come in all different shapes and sizes, but quite frankly, most of them are well, let’s face it, ugly. In particular the uncircumcised ones I have encountered in [...]