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LADIES, DO YOU KNOW ANY BEER FAIRIES?

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Beer Fairy noun   be·eer fair·ree A dying form of the male drinking species. Boring and predictable male who only drinks beer. Placing requests for additional refreshments involves eloquent commands of the English language such as, “Can ya get me and me mates another beer will ya love?” Does not own shirts with buttons, due to the size of his protruding beer belly.  This does not bother him as he prefers to dress down, and as such does not own apparel suitable to enter any establishments that don’t have the ambient aroma of stale beer deeply embedded into the carpet. Chat up lines are inter-dispersed with slurring and accompanied by spit. He is not deterred when the female of the species doesn’t appear to respond to his advances {social cues and the subtle art of reading body language are not his strong suit}. In fact, this is a sign to

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